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Talk Derby to Me

Movie Type: Feature
134 Mins
Sweetheart Video
DIRECTOR: Ricky Greenwood
THEMES: Lesbian Sex, Tattooed Women
STARS: , , , , , , ,


We have seen a rise in recent years in quality all-girl adult features. This is a good example of that. , deliver find performances and carry a really well written script. The story of a struggling roller derby team is a good one, but the movie is sadly missing any good action sequences. I realize that would require a whole lot of stunt coordination and skating from a cast that may or may not be any good on wheels. Instead of in ring action, this cast of hard skating athletes works up a sweat in bed. There are some great scenes, mostly centering on the three leads. and Joanna team up for a scene that is bound to be remembered for a long time They bring great energy to the table and it is always fantastic to see in front of the camera. Joanna works with Elsa as well. After taking the shy little blonde under her wings, Joanna helps her blossom in a really hot finale. The rest of the team is just as fond of pussy as their leaders. stand out in a romantic scene. This is well shot, and nicely paced with good looking girl on girl sex and enough of a story to keep us interested from start to finish.

After a brutal first day of tryouts, team members e and are hyper critical of veteran Joanna Angel but sing the praises of rookie . Of course they may be trying to score points with the hot new chick who is sitting with them as they get undressed. What do you know, it works. Carmen is shy at first, but welcomes their advances and joins in the locker room fun. They make sure to keep her in the middle of all the fun and Carmen delights in playing with Gia’s rather impressive ass. Lots of kissing during this hot three-way and despite the fact that they just finished up a long, grueling practice, not a drop of sweat in sight. (And yes they could have showered, but their hair is dry and they started in their uniforms.)

Things are not easy for Joanna as she tries to come back to the sport she loves. It is made slightly easier because she has her long time friend to unwind with after practice. They hook up in the shower, sharing a long steamy kiss that is only the opening chapter is what is easily one of the more anticipated on-screen parings of 2018. The lighting is really great looking as the two start kissing and works her fingers deep inside of Joanna. Standing up, puts a leg up and lets Joanna explore her thick bush and sweet pussy. They seem to be having a great time together and that fits well with their characters as well as adding a ton of sexual energy to the mix. I know this is a really good movie with a great script, but we need to take a moment to appreciate the massive star power these two women bring to their scene. Oh yeah, it’s fucking hot too.

After a detailed (and often hilarious) training montage that has Elsa Jean pumping up her chances of being a star alongside Joanna, two other teammates get naughty together. and have a lot to celebrate. They have successfully managed to impregnate Arabelle. This means no roller derby, but they celebrate with some hot sex anyway. Sovereign gets her wife’s pants off slowly and starts licking between her parted thighs. Cute curled toe shots as the tongue play progresses. With a big smile on her face, the tattooed brunette climbs on top of her girl and fingers her furiously. The work one another in the back as well, slowly eating ass in a way that seems to work quite well.

The story gets gives us a happy ending and Elsa becomes more than just teammates with Joanna. They hook at the end, giving us some crazy hot energy and quite the contrasting visuals. Elsa is petite and unsure but very eager to please. Joanna is happy to guide her cute young teammate through the wonders of lesbian sex. Both women have full, meaty pussy making for some very lovely shots as the finger exploration gets more intense. Joanna is the perfect teacher for Elsa, who blossoms quickly under the caring and passionate guidance of her experience teammate. .

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